$o to start off if you be one of them jealous type gurlz you best not read dis cuz you will be hatin. if yall are just gone be haterz youcan suck my dick.

So it was November 3rd of last year, one of the best nights of my life. I didnt have to work tha corner dat day because my pimp said I could take a night off. He said dat all my clientel had been very pleased with my preformance these last few nightz. So anyway we were all dressed up in our South Pole shirtz and our hot ass applebottom jeans from genX, my gurl allie even bought herself a new playboy necklace!! we'z be lookin fine az hale!! shieet dat necklace looked almost like real silver!!!

$o we be lookin fine at dat all tme low show and we be getting gone on patron!! and all dem gangsta thugz be hittin on our fine assez!! dem boyz did a good a$$ job dey played a lil of mi boi T.I. before dey played too!! but damn did they ever do a job!! But to make da nite evn more interestin afta tha show alex came ova to our fine asses and asked if we wanted to chill in they luxury van. So of coarse we waz down wit dat!! So afta tha show we gone went in they fina ass van, and dayyyumn was dat luxury!! It had AC and Heat!!! unlike mii '86 honda civic wit black rimz. So anyway we waz in dey van, and all im say iz dat all of theyz wildest dearmz came tru dat night. mi gurl allie and i deffinatly know how to please our male aquaintencez, hale dats wat we get paid fo!!

So I got to end dis story because mi time on da library computer  is ova, dis old hag done be yellin at me fo the last 15 minutes tellin me to "go bak to your cardboard box under the burnside bridge where you belong!!" So ima just end dis sayin dat night waz betta than dis new weave and blue acrylics i got!!!